"Your eyes have seen all that the LORD did in Egypt to Pharaoh,
What is the difference between the earth’s rotation and the earth’s revolution?
The rotation is when the earth moves around and the revolution is when Jesus comes back to the earth.
Praying with three of my boys one Monday morning:
Student: “God, make this a nice day for all of us…. Make this a nice day for Miss Buffington… Help Miss Buffington’s Chia Pet’s hair grow…”
Student: “So we’re made out of the same stuff that diamonds are made out of?”
Todd: "In a round about way..."
Student: “Wow, I didn’t know I was so valuable…”
what she doesn't know is she's far more valuable than diamonds!!
Student 1: “What is a wallaby?”
Me: “It’s a lot like a kangaroo…”
Student 2: “Yeah! Kinda like Miss Buffington…”
a little hard to follow, but this is a great one:
Student 1: "What came first, the chicken or the chicken sandwich?"
Student 2: "The chicken, otherwise where would the chicken for the sandwich come from?"
Student 3: "Y’all, it’s in the Bible, God created animals…"
Student 4: "Chicken sandwiches are in the Bible?"
Student 1: "You guys obviously aren’t reading your Chick-Fil-A cups…"
One student’s thoughts on the food chain, from lowest on the chain to the highest:
"Turtle -> Snake -> Raccoon -> Deer -> Cow"
Todd: "So what you're saying is the deer eats the raccoon and then the cow eats the deer?"
What is the difference between renewable and nonrenewable resources?
Renewable-Tupperware, Nonrenewable-plastic bag